mikeyb-log

Mike at the bare essentials:
- Age 20
- 1/4 Thai, and the rest is Laos.
- Musician (Guitar, ukulele, trumpet, bits and pieces of piano and various other instruments)
- I'm not that deep or coherent, on a regular basis.
- I enjoy watching How I Met Your Mother and Futurama.
- I've managed to place myself on the fine line between asshole and nice guy, or so I've been told.
- I put myself out as an egocentric, self-centered douchebag, but I'm honestly not that bad.
- Psychology major.
- Lazy. Very VERY lazy. If I ever do anything for you, I'm feeling nice, or I really REALLY like you.
- Tennis and badminton are my main sports. I play basketball, volleyball, football, and soccer when I feel like it though.

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This is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.

pandanoi:

luthieneriol:

faintheartednot:

thewinchesterswagger:

davestridersdirtydreams:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

and like if you wanted to download something you had to run

and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded

I’d be the skinniest bitch in this world.

This is the best idea ever.

(via anyhoodle)

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Kevin Nealon’s excellent suggestions for “more jobs” for the Vice president:

inothernews:

  • “Be the President’s driver, as well.”
  • “Butler.”
  • “Poolboy.”
  • “Caddy.”
  • “Take out the garbage.”
  • “Fluffer.  He could be a fluffer.”
  • “Shooshing people at the Library of Congress.”

(via Real Time)

(via wilwheaton)